Suburban Scribe
Newsletter of the Sacramento Suburban Writers Club
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Next meeting: Monday, November 16
Fair Oaks Library Meetings 7 — 9 p.m.
Speaker for Monday, November 16: Terry Prince
Subject: Blogs
Terry Prince is a productivity coach and organizing consultant
with over 100 published articles. She has also authored many
technical publications for the National Study Group on Chronic
Disorganization (NSGCD). Terry is currently 4 chapters short of
finishing her first mystery novel.
Terry served on the SSWC Board of Directors for 10 years and was president from 2001 - 2003. She will be speaking about Blogging and the Writer. If you have ever wondered or considered about starting a blog, this is the SSWC workshop to come to. Individuals who are working on nonfiction research for articles or books may also find this session helpful for learning how to manage all the extra information.
Terry currently writes two different blogs, using Wordpress and Blogger. Learn how blogs can be of great value to both the fiction and nonfiction writer as well as consultants and small business owners. Terry will explain how creating a blog for your writing business or avocation may be easier than setting up a website and keep you technologically up to date with your peers. Terry will talk about various blog platforms and features to consider when setting up your blog. She will also discuss how blogs can provide excellent and unique research material for your writing and articles as ways to organize your blog reading. Terry's blogs are:
http://terrysthinking.wordpress.com and http://transitionyourlife.blogspot.com
Workshop—Viewpoint
Our workshop at the November meeting is going to be on Viewpoint. The workshop on Dialogue has been postponed until January since many members commented they need to know from whence (or whom) the articles, stories, and characters come and how much the narrator sees and knows.
So Viewpoint it is. Be sure to come to the meeting with ideas and eagerness to participate.
Recent Sales and Go-Aheads
By April Edsberg
"The Clue," by Wes Turner. Suburban Scribe, October 2009
"Best 100 Fiction from the Modern Library Board," by Pat Biasotti. Suburban Scribe, October 2009
"What To Do About Stress," and "Fighting Fatigue," by Theodora Wilner. Volume 1 and 2 of Easy Wellness Series, Self Published, October 2009
Best 100 Fiction from the Modern Library
Board, Sponsored by Random House
Submitted by Pat Biasotti
We are 4/5 of the way through the list of the Best 100 Fiction.
61. Death Comes for the Archbishop, Willa Cather
62. From Here to Eternity, James Jones
63. The Wapshot Chronicles, John Cheever
64. The Catcher in the Rye, J. D. Salinger
65. The Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess
66. Of Human Bondage, W. Somerset Maugham
67. Heart of Darkness, Joseph Conrad
68. Main Street, Sinclair Lewis
69. The House of Mirth, Edith Wharton
70. The Alexandria Quartet, Lawrence Durell
71. A High Wind in Jamaica, Richard Hughes
72. A House for Mr. Biswas, V.S. Naipaul
73. The Day of the Locust, Nathaniel West
74. A Farewell to Arms, Ernest Hemingway
75. Scoop, Evelyn Waugh
76. The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, Muriel Spark
77. Finnegan's Wake, James Joyce
78. Kim, Rudyard Kipling
79. A Room With a View, E. M. Forster
80. Brideshead Revisited, Evelyn Waugh
MOTIVATIONAL IDEA
You have been assigned cover an event that took place in history — any time, any place, any people. You will be there to eyewitness _________ …What? Who? Where? When? Now take that idea and write a paragraph, a story, a novel. Members, if you like what you wrote, send it in for publication in the newsletter.
Critique Groups
The Sci-Fi/Fantasy group and the Query group each still have room for new members. The plans for the Query group’s meeting night are for the 2nd Tuesday of the month, 7 to 9 p.m. (or so) and will meet at the different members’ homes. Contact Mary Lou Anderson for next meeting place.
Contact Wes Turner for the meeting times for the Sci-Fi Fantasy group.
DUES
Don’t forget to pay your dues. Most memberships expire this fall.
Be sure to do it very soon since the work is starting on the directory, and you want to be sure to be included.
Scholarships
Reminder - our club offers it members the opportunity to be given “scholarships” to writers’ conferences. If you plan to attend one, write a request letter to Wes, our president, stating why you should be given up to $100 towards the registration fees.
Remember, you will be requested to give a report to the club on what you learned at the conference.
Fall Leaves of Promises
By Dolly McClure
Green leaves of promised shade now costumed
In reds, yellow-gold and bronzes
Are pushed through the air like so many lost dreams.
Leaves orchestrated by fierce winds,
Swirl and dance in the streets
Around hurried feet then ebb into lulls of rest,
Waiting for the next gust to prance them on their way.
Street sweepers, storekeepers and housekeepers
Are unknowingly united in sweeping the colors together
Like overworked oils on an artist palate.
Everyone can hear, yet all ignore the crunch
Of yesterday’s promise underfoot.
Tomorrow grows another promise.
Cell Phone Alert
By Andrea Roth
REMINDER: Cell Phone Numbers
Go Public
All cell phone numbers are being released to telemarketing companies and you will start to receive sales calls.
YOU WILL BE CHARGED FOR THESE CALLS!
To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222 or888-382-1222. It is the National DO NOT CALL List. It will only take a minute of your time. It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number.
Lancaster’s Own Dennis the Menace
Written in Lancaster for the local paper (probably spring of ’59)
By Jeannie Turner
It’s quite amusing to watch Dennis the Menace on television and then turn it off when the program is over or when you’ve had enough. Such, however, is not the privilege of Mr. And Mrs. Warren Turner, for Lancaster’s own Dennis the Menace, their second son, cannot be turned off. Scarcely a day does by that Craig (for that is his given name) does not add to his collection of misdeeds. Some of his pranks are merely amusing, such as putting Bisquick in his sister’s compact, and riding around in Sears’ window at the feet of three revolving mannequins. Others are on the dangerous side, including sampling liquid ant poison (a quick trip to the hospital and a thorough stomach pumping job eliminated any serious effects) and playing “push the board back and forth” over the cement block wall with a 2 x 4 (the stitches in his forehead are showing less each day).
It isn’t that he means to be naughty – quite the contrary. Some of the most memorable incidents have been the direct result of his attempts to be helpful. For example, when he saw the spider crawling on the front of his house, he thought he’d do his mother a favor and get rid of it, for he knew how she detested them. Now, the best way, he reasoned, would be to wash it off; so he got the hose and proceeded to do just that. As it happened the bedroom window was open. For a while there, his folks had the only indoor swimming pool in the neighborhood!
Then there was the time when he decided to “help” his grandpa by filling his gas tank for him. How was he to know that what came from the hose at the gas station and what came from the hose at home were two different things?
But his current, though not most spectacular, escapade seems to be having far-reaching effects. Seeing the key sticking out of the keyhole of an old-fashioned desk in his family’s home, Craig locked not only the glass doors in front of the shelves, but also the writing desk section with the pigeon holes of important papers.
He had what, to him, was a good reason for doing this. He had laid a half-eaten lollypop on one of the shelves. Then, to make sure that his treasure was safe, he buried the key in the back yard.
This, then, is the problem: his parents are in the process of selling their house; but without the title and other important papers, it is a bit difficult. Neighbors and friends have failed to turn up an adequate substitute for the original key. His parents would be most grateful to hear from someone who has a similar desk and would lend them the key.
WINNING CONTESTS
By Mort Rumberg
I have won recognition for several stories (Writer's Digest Fiction Award -- out of 18,000 entries; a couple of international writing competitions). People have asked what I do to win. Here's my secret: A good story, well told!
That's really it. However, here are some guidelines I follow when entering a contest: About 3,000 words is comfortable — for me and for the judge. Go over that and you can tire out your reader (the judge).Whatever you do, don't ramble on with unessential words.
Have a grabber opener and be off and running with the first sentence – or paragraph.
Introduce suspense quickly. The reader should wonder what's going to happen and eagerly look forward to reading about it.
Make the story unique -- uncommon stories, well told, will stay alive in the judging.
A good ending is always welcome. Note, this doesn't mean it has to have a happy ending, just a "sit back and say wow!" ending and hopefully one with a lesson to it.
The story should have a consistent theme that runs throughout. If the theme is not consistent with the hero's desire, the story can confuse the reader -- unless this is what you intend. In this case, it must be made known early on. But do this with caution. Remember, once a story gets tossed, it's gone.
Read the story aloud, and make sure it flows smoothly.
Check the contest site's rules. Do not break them. If you do break them, your story will not be read. Period.
And for goodness sake, ALWAYS check spelling and grammar. Have your critique group edit the story.
I like to send my stories in about three weeks before the contest period ends.I have this weird idea that stories sent earlier will set the standard after which dullness sets in from all the poorly written stories, then mine come along and resets the standard. It may not make much sense or have anything to do with reality, but that's what I do.
Finally, just because it doesn't win, does not mean it's a poorly written story. The judge may have had a bad hair day when she read your story. Sometimes there's absolutely no way of knowing why it didn't get chosen. Just keep polishing it; keep after it; keep trying.
Good luck and good writing (to emphasize a cliché -- which we know are no-no's -- right?).
Mort -- Unassumingly modest AWARD-WINNING world famous author
Code Name: Snake
Contest
This is a reminder—only a couple of weeks left.
WRITER'S DIGEST 10TH ANNUAL SHORT SHORT STORY COMPETITION 1,500 words or fewer. The entry fee is $15 per manuscript. First Place: $3,000. Second Place: $1,500. Third Place: $500. Fourth through Tenth Place: $100. Eleventh through Twenty-Fifth Place: $50 gift certificate for Writer's Digest Books. The deadline is Tuesday, December 1, 2009. http://writersdigest.com/short
The Spirit Skunk
By Roberta Davis
This is an odd example of night life and wild life just don’t mix. I used to hang out with a karate buddy, Frankie. After class we’d go get a bite to eat, or carouse a club, or just go by his apartment as sometimes he needed a ride. Being flaming gay, and I didn't want any bull-crap relations, Frankie was the perfect date for a chick like me. Plus he had shoulder-length hair streaked with wild red, and apartment décor emanating a creative flair of fiction/fantasy books and mythical collectables.
It just felt weird that we were looking at the same guys in a club. Anyhow, Frankie decided to pull out his palm-reading talents and decided that I should have a spirit animal assigned to protect me, or my spirit, or whatever they do. a science major, the notion seemed fitting in a fantasy story. But he made the best brownies ever; so bribed with food, we proceeded.
The most interesting thing was the cards selected a skunk for me. EW. But Frank explained that a skunk is a passive creature until tangled with, so that spirit animal fit me. Okay, his explanation was reasonable enough, and they’re kinda’ cute at a distance, so just groan and humor the friend.
Barely two weeks later, I was driving down that last, long stretch of road approaching Beale AFB on a crappy, foggy winter morning. Out of the misty muck flashed a lumbering critter of black and white. Crap – a skunk! The brakes squealed, followed by a B–BUMP. I had two-tired that sucker. NOooooo! Slow down… look… yep, he’s bird food. Poor little… well, poor big, fat, flat Skunky.
Wait… that’s my Spirit Animal, flattened – AARG! So, wondering how Skunky had bestowed its last wishes on the car, I got in line at the base gate. Maybe if there was a smell, I could blame it on the next car, like people blame each other in an elevator. As I slowed down and approached the gate, I took a whiff. Nobody seemed alerted to any terrible, lingering odor, including the guard. Whew.
Next stroke of luck: Oh, don’t let there be any damage. Upon arrival at my shop, I inspected the car, found a faint scent but no body damage. Skunky was so generous. Then the final saving grace: my car was in the shop and this was my friend Joe’s car… Simple Green, a scrubbie, and a power sprayer substituted for the traditional tomato soup bath. The car looked good… and Frank never knew what happened to Fuzzy.
Thank you, thank you Joe! In fondest memory of Jose Garcia, 20 year friend, passed away last month.:(
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OFFICERS
Elected Officers:
President Westley Turner
Vice President John Powell
Secretary Roberta Davis
Treasurer Eva Wise
Chairs:
Achievement Mary Lou Anderson
Coffee/Treats April Edsberg
Critique Groups Linda Borgeson
Directory John Powell
Historian Phil Braverman
Librarian Ron Smith
Membership Bert Davis
Newsletter Mary Lou & Roberta
Nominations You???
Programs Sherrie Dortch
Publicity You???
Raffle Patricia Phillips
Sunshine Mary Slavit
Website Tom Hessler/Bill Welty
Workshop Sherrie Dortch
ADVERTISING
The following ads were placed by our members. If you would like to be included, contact the editors of the “Scribe.” Member’s price is $9 for 3-4 lines for 3 months, $25 for non-members. Remember, a percentage of the editing fees will be donated to the club.
Editing &Proofreading Services (See individuals for prices):
Wes Turner, raised in a correct English environment, knows the details of grammar, has worked with the CSUS English Department, and has corrected professionally published books. He is ready to help you with your manuscript.
Mary Lou Anderson, with years of editing and teaching experience and a BA in English, will proofread, edit, critique your work. She authored Grammar Guardian. Writing workshops are available. (916) 459-0888 grammarguardian.com
Bert Davis of Dragon-Scribe Editing Service, with an MS in Aeronautical Science, is a life-long science-fiction writer. She has been published in the Air Force Times and the Sacramento Bee. Technical writing and resumes. Reach Bert at either (916) 332-3181 or 397-0321.
Other:
Anything Glass Art - Jewelry, gifts, home décor, specialty items, and fusing classes. Call Mary Lou at (916) 459-0888, check out anythingglassart.com or see Mary Lou at the SSWC meetings for more information.
Membership
All writers are encouraged to attend. Membership is not mandatory but brings privileges.
Call Roberta D. for
membership information:
(916) 397-0321 or 332-3181
Copy and Deadlines
Have you been published yet this year?
Submit original writing such as: poems, letters, humor, book reviews, short-story fiction, excerpts, and articles (300-600 words) contributed for one-time publication. No pay, but byline credit given. The editor also welcomes information of other meetings, contests, books, websites, classes, etc.
**All submissions must be submitted electronically.** The only exception are those few members without a computer.
Contact: Mary Lou Anderson — 916-459-0888 — mledsonanderson@yahoo.com or
Bert Davis — 916-332-3181 — cosmic.dragon@sbcglobal.net
Please include “SSWC” or “Writers Club” in the subject line.
Deadline for the next issue is December 4.
Board meetings are held at 6 p.m., immediately prior to the SSWC meeting. All members are welcome.